امروز به بازار برو و يك كتاب بخر و صهيونيست هاى غاصب را اخراج كن

So my favorite souvenir from my trip to Syria was a pair of Farsi textbooks from the Iranian Cultural institute. I was leisurely reading the chapter on the command for of verbs when all of a sudden things took a turn for the Bizarre and hilarious.

ھر روز صبح ورزش کن۔ سپس صبحانہ بخور و لباست را بپوش
Every morning practice sports. Then eat breakfast and put on your clothes.
مسلمانان جھان! بہ عزت خود برگردید۔ صھیونیست هاى غاصب را اخراج كنید
Muslims of the World! Return to your power and chase away the usurping Zionists.

Without warning they just slip that last sentence in there. Later there is a part where you're supposed to change singular to plural commands and after sentences like "come home" and "listen to your father's advice" comes "resist oppresors" and "help the oppressed."

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